How To Stop A Toothache…

Posted on October 25, 2011 by

My boss declares that there is a way to genuinely stop a toothache naturally. Her own daughter had been complaining of a toothache three days ago. Just yesterday, she stumbled upon this extremely helpful site. She then tried out what it presented for her teenager, and discovered for herself how tremendous the benefits truly were. Click here to see the site

No dental professional has so far been able to give me instant dental pain relief. My girl has been constantly getting drool onto her shoulder. My medication collection has grown so large I might be able to put up my own pharmacy someday. My boss perhaps has her post-its making up 75% of the daily office trash. The worst part? I’m still on my unending quest for the best toothache relief, the Holy Grail for bad toothache sufferers like me.

Now, if what my boss attests to about that site is true, then I believe it’s really worth a try. She swears it presents a proven way to help chronic toothache sufferers find a real cure, not just ordinary numbing relief. She also says the methods can even quickly help those already going through the initial toothache symptoms before the pain becomes unbearable. Who would’ve thought it was all that simple?

Stop a Toothache - ToothacheCan you blame a guy for wanting to try it out? Why? Do you know what it’s like to have a whole band of drummers hammering a steady adagio (slow) on the left side of your face? That’s how my toothaches begin. Then the adagio changes to allegro (fast), then to presto (fast) and to a really painful prestissimo (very fast). That’s the sound track of my severe tooth pain.

They say pain is good, but those geniuses who had come up with that sagacious advice might never have suffered from toothaches, or never had problems on how to get rid of toothache.

Toothaches are often caused by minor dental problems such as an exposed tooth root, a cracked tooth or a gum disease. I don’t think mine can be categorized as having a minor dental problem cause. The pain I feel, aside from being chronic, is really, really sharp and excruciating, enough to bring me to my knees. My boss strongly affirms my pain won’t just go away, it will stay away. I’ve tried all manner of remedies for a toothache, from the scientific to the natural. I absolutely have nothing else to lose if I try something out that’s guaranteed to bring concrete results.

Have I mentioned that I’ve tried everything? Yeah, I guess I have. I regret repeating myself. You probably see how my medications have done things to my memory. Pills are fine, but popping too many of them too often can have serious side effects. I think I must’ve gotten immune to some of them already, because they don’t seem to provide lasting relief any longer. I really must start doing something more permanent and natural about my pain.

And finally, I knew I had a way to stop a toothache which not even Einstein could quantify with his relativity theory.  Click here to see how I cured my toothache.

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Toothache Pain Relief — Nowhere in Sight!

Posted on October 15, 2011 by

So, after going through everything that professionals have recommended to stop a toothache, here I am, 29-year old Albert, still waiting to be abducted by aliens so I can perhaps get the toothache relief that’s long eluded me.

Stop a Toothache You can ask me what the weakest and the most potent numbing gels are, and I’d give you a complete description of each, including how truly ineffective they are for dental pain relief. In hopeless cases like mine, the best they can do is to block the pain for maybe 20 or 30 minutes, and then the pain comes back WITH A VENGEANCE. No, this isn’t a preproduction gimmick for Die Hard 5, although I wish Bruce Willis could take his bad-ass attitude and bad-ass firepower in the film and shoot my severe tooth pain away to kingdom come. The title would go something like: Die Hard 5: Bad Toothache, Die You Miserable @*@+#%#!

Alyanna’s been an angel, always ready with her shoulder for me to press the left side of my face against so there’s constant pressure on the bad tooth when the pain gets really bad. She doesn’t care how much drool gets onto her shirt, too. Pillows just don’t provide sufficient pressure for temporary toothache pain relief as the shoulder bone does.

Despite the fact that Alyanna works as a pharmacy clerk, she has yet to find the best medication on the shelves. I’ve become pretty desperate enough to try anything, because having this problem constantly hasn’t been doing anything good to my job performance, although I have never been absent from work more than thrice a year. I’ve been getting by without doing too much talking while going about my job at the office as an internet researcher. My boss understands my problem completely, and has adjusted to it by always having a large jar of post-its on her desk as a way of communicating with me. Once, when I handed her my report, she even wrote out THANK YOU on a post-it sheet, perhaps forgetting that I wasn’t deaf, just in chronic tooth pain.

I’ve read up on remedies for a toothache from virtually everywhere—the internet, magazines, internet magazines, dental journals, even joke books that tackle the subject. I laugh at the crazy jokes, but the toothache symptoms stay like a bad joke, and it’s all on me.

Is there somebody out there who can give me some advice? Please help!

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To Stop a Toothache — One Man’s Helplessness

Posted on October 13, 2011 by

After that dental check-up, I stopped by Walgreens to buy the prescribed medication that was supposed to stop a toothache, namely MINE. The pharmacy clerk handed me a boxed tube. She said it was a numbing gel that was commonly given for severe tooth pain, and she was looking at me with those really kind eyes that said she knew what I was going through. I liked her instantly but that bad toothache (wished it was something solid that I could kick around right there and then!) only allowed me to give her a crooked smile. After she’d printed out and stuck the instructions on the tube, I managed a Fenk U from the right side of my mouth. She and I have been going out since.

Anyways, Alyanna (that’s her name) has been with me to virtually every dentist on the block and off to help me find superior toothache pain relief. I’ve gone through everything from root canal to MRI to orthodontic surgery with no success. My chronic toothache must be a punishment from the gods for my past sins because of the way it simply refuses to go away.

Alyanna has seen me shamelessly cry like a baby at night, when my toothache symptoms were at their most severe. The pain was like a drill boring through the left side of my face. If some people out there collect stamps and old coins, I’ve been collecting numbing gel tubes and all manner of medicine packs for virtually all types of pain relievers. Alyanna has been constantly reminding me not to take too many pills for toothache pain, but she also understands I have no real choice—it is either that or she’d see me bawling like a two-year-old every time the pain gets really bad.

A bad toothache is like no other pain on this planet. It’s enough to reduce a grown man like me to my knees, begging for instant toothache relief. I’ve tried the internet for natural remedies, and Alyanna has, too. But all we’ve been getting are home remedies like salt water and garlic and onion and pepper and loads of other stuff that have made my mouth smell and feel like a casserole dish simmering on the stove top.

Maybe, the relief I need for my pain is not of this planet. Maybe, I should just look out for UFOs somewhere in Roswell, and have aliens probe me in exchange for something, ANYTHING to stop a toothache, namely MINE!

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